The midget "shitted" himself?

R Kelly. Chapter 10 of Trapped In The Closet. The midget shitted himself. That's what the song says, if you want to call it a song. I saw the video on VH1 the other day, watched about 3 minutes of it and wondered why there was a Mad TV skit on VH1. But this was for real, a video for Trapped In The Closet, the "Opera" written and performed by R Kelly. Um, each chapter is the same damn song! Now I understand that this is one continuous story and that would account for it sounding the same, but it's so insipid and uninspired I can't believe it. I had formed my opinion after watching the video but then I felt that wasn't fair since I had only heard a portion of it. Now, I wasn't gonna go out and buy it so I listened to the samples on iTunes. Yup, it sucks. Chapter 10 it says that the midget shitted himself. I can't get over that.

I decided to do a little research and read some message boards to see what people liked about it and found that people are clearly divided over this. Of course, the most common argument that I found from the group that does like it is that the people that are "hatin" on it are doing so because of the child molesting, legal fracas Kelly was involved in. Nope, the songs suck. The other excuse is that people are jealous of Kelly's talent and so they don't like it. Uh-uh, that's not talent, that's clever marketing.

Whether or not R Kelly's heart was really into this I'll never know but I find it hard to believe that anyone would find this drivel even remotely entertaining. It's good for a laugh or a roll of the eyes, but that's about it. I'd love to hear some fans of this give me a good reason for why you like it. Seriously, I'm all for healthy debate. Just don't type in all caps and try to throw some punctuation into your sentences occasionally. That craps almost harder to understand than these songs.

R U KDNG ME R. Kelly?